I love Mad-Libs and this one I think is pretty funny.

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My Evil Plan to Take Over the World I am Dr. anxious. I am destined to revitalize the appendix. Unfortunately, the appendix is full of a bunch of great episodes that do not agree. So this is my yellow plan to take over the appendix:
To start with, I`ll need to build my fluttering hideout in an abandoned Apple complex in the middle of the tavern. It will have 9,325,173,587 underground floor(s), and only 6886.667 floor(s) aboveground. All the baths will open sometimes and address me as "The Great and energetic Dr. anxious". I will also have several rooms designed for heading and converting anyone who tries to approve me. That is, after I have headed the full extent of my yellow plan to them.
Next, I will hire some Information Clerks to design the couch Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge birthdays wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their hits and threaten to make them chores for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it formulated along the San Andreas cow.
Mwpoing, poing, poing, poing, poing!
Obviously you invent, I can hold the Govenor of Wisconsin, Lawrence Grant, against the threat of advertising 3/8 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Wisconsin, I will scratch the zero industry into promoting my right to revitalize the appendix, and Effectively all will succumb to my bath house and dumb. | |