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Born in England sometime in the second decade of the nineteenth century, you carved a notable business career, in South Africa and later San Francisco, until an entry into the rice market wiped out your fortune in 1854. After this, you became quite different. The first sign of this came on September 17, 1859, when you expressed your dissatisfaction with the political situation in America by declaring yourself Norton I, Emperor of the USA. You remained as such, unchallenged, for twenty-one years.

Within a month you had decreed the dissolution of Congress. When this was largely ignored, you summoned all interested parties to discuss the matter in a music hall, and then summoned the army to quell the rebellious leaders in Washington. This did not work. Magnanimously, you decreed (eventually) that Congress could remain for the time being. However, you disbanded both major political parties in 1869, as well as instituting a fine of $25 for using the abominable nickname "Frisco" for your home city.

Your days consisted of parading around your domain - the San Francisco streets - in a uniform of royal blue with gold epaulettes. This was set off by a beaver hat and umbrella. You dispensed philosophy and inspected the state of sidewalks and the police with equal aplomb. You were a great ally of the maligned Chinese of the city, and once dispersed a riot by standing between the Chinese and their would-be assailants and reciting the Lord's Prayer quietly, head bowed.

Once arrested, you were swiftly pardoned by the Police Chief with all apologies, after which all policemen were ordered to salute you on the street. Your renown grew. Proprietors of respectable establishments fixed brass plaques to their walls proclaiming your patronage; musical and theatrical performances invariably reserved seats for you and your two dogs. (As an aside, you were a good friend of Mark Twain, who wrote an epitaph for one of your faithful hounds, Bummer.) The Census of 1870 listed your occupation as "Emperor".

The Board of Supervisors of San Francisco, upon noticing the slightly delapidated state of your attire, replaced it at their own expense. You responded graciously by granting a patent of nobility to each member. Your death, collapsing on the street on January 8, 1880, made front page news under the headline "Le Roi est Mort". Aside from what you had on your person, your possessions amounted to a single sovereign, a collection of walking sticks, an old sabre, your correspondence with Queen Victoria and 1,098,235 shares of stock in a worthless gold mine. Your funeral cortege was of 30,000 people and over two miles long.

The burial was marked by a total eclipse of the sun.

I guess watching too many zombies movies have its rewards. 

Rules:

1. Each person of this game starts with honestly answering these questions.

2. People who get tagged need to copy and paste a blog of their own providing their answers.

3. Then you choose your friends to be tagged.

4. Don't forget to leave a comment: TAG YOU'RE IT!

1. WHERE WERE YOU AN HOUR AGO?......Here in the bed with the computer.

2. WHO WILL BE YOUR NEXT KISS?..... My husband

3. IS THERE ANYTHING PINK WITHIN 10 FEET OF YOU?..... Some threads and my nail file.

4. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE MALL?....Like a week ago to buy groceries and eat pizza.

5. ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS RIGHT NOW?...No

6. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT OUT OF TOWN?.... I think it was last month that I went to Cairo.

7. HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE MOVIES IN THE LAST FIVE DAYS?....Nop

8. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU HAD TO DRINK?....Apricot and Peach Juice

9. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?.....Sleeveless T-shirt and shorts

10. HAVE YOU BEEN IN A CAR WASH?.....Not in the last year.

11. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?.... Fried Chicken and French Fries

12. WHERE WERE YOU LAST SATURDAY NIGHT?....Home

13. HAVE YOU BOUGHT ANY CLOTHING ITEMS IN THE LAST WEEK?....Nop.

14. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU RAN?.....I think when I was like 10 years old.  lol

15. WHAT WAS THE LAST SPORTING EVENT YOU WATCHED?... World Cup of Soccer last year

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CLASS?..... Bio-Chemistry

17. YOUR DREAM VACATION?......With hubby in Italy

18. LAST 3 PEOPLE'S HOUSES YOU WERE IN?.....My sister Letty, mom's and dad's.

19. HOW OLD ARE YOUR PARENTS?......My mom turned 58 in May;dad 62 in September.

20. DO YOU MISS ANYONE?...... Yes!  Everybody in PR and USA.  And my precious kitty that was given in adoption.

21. LAST PLAY YOU SAW?..... De-Generacion 80.  A Puerto Rican comedy about the '80's.

22. WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR TODAY?....For the rest of the night, may be play FF X-2 for awhile, then sleep.

23. EVER GO TO CAMP?....Nop, but I'll die for it!

24. WERE YOU EVER AN HONOR ROLL STUDENT?....Yep, until the 2nd year of college.

25. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FUTURE?.... That is going to be better than now.

26. ARE YOU WEARING ANY PERFUME OR COLOGNE?......Always!  Now I'm wearing "Historie Magic"

27. WHERE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND LOCATED?.....Hubby is working and Toni is somewhere here in Multiply.

28. DO YOU HAVE A TAN?..... A natural one.

29. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS?....I hope not too old!  I'm 37 now.

30. DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING?.....Almost everything there is to collect.  lol

31. LAST TIME YOU WERE STOPPED OR PULLED OVER BY A COP?....Like in 2002 for high speed.  The 1st and last one!

33. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR DRINKS?......Very sweet

34. DO YOU LIKE HOT SAUCE?....Sometimes if it's not too hot.

35. LAST TIME YOU TOOK A SHOWER?.....A few minutes ago.

36. WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON?...... My hubby and Bon Jovi.  lol

37. WHAT IS YOUR MOOD TODAY?..... A little angry and depress.

38. ARE YOU SOMEONE'S BEST FRIEND?.....I think so.

39. ARE YOU RICH?.... I wish!

Now it's your turn.  I tag you because you read this post! 

This  one is to determine how weird are you.  My results are scaryly close to MY reality!  LOL

I won't be filling all the blog with tests.  But I'll be posting them from time to time. 

You Are 70% Weird

You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!